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NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today’s Generation

In a Nursery School Canteen…

There’s a basket of apples with a notice written over it :-)

“Do not take more than one, God is watching”

On the other counter there’s a box of chocolates,
A small child went & wrote on it.
“Take as many as U want, God is busy watching the apples”…

KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad…?

DAD : – Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white…

KID :- Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white…

Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head…?

Mummy : Because he speak only truth…

Child : Now I understood why ladies have long hair… Ultimate

Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
Logic!

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