Your Liver is enlarged
Does that mean it has space for more whisky ?
This is called…
– Positive Thinking..
Lady to her dietician :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.
Doc :- How come???
Lady :- According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet…
Now this is called positive attitude..
Self Confidence at its Peak
A Man wrote to SBI (India’s largest lender)
“My Cheque was returned with remark ‘Insufficient funds’. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank”