Positive Thinking

Doctor :
Your Liver is enlarged

Patient :
Does that mean it has space for more whisky ?

This is called…
– Positive Thinking..

Lady to her dietician :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.

Doc :- How come???

Lady :- According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet… 

Now this is called positive attitude.. 

Self Confidence at its Peak

A Man wrote to SBI (India’s largest lender)

“My Cheque was returned with remark ‘Insufficient funds’. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank”

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