Two well dressed lawyers went to an expensive restaurant…
Ordered 2 drinks
and then got sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat them…
Waitress: Sorry Sir !!! But you can’t eat your OWN food here… Its against the rules …
The lawyers quietly looked at each other and
EXCHANGED their sandwiches & continued their meals !!!
( You can trust lawyers to find loopholes in any rules)…
MARWADI opened Sweets shop & gave an advertisement…!
Qualification:- Must have diabetes!
JUDGE: What is the proof that you were not over speeding?
MAN: My lord, I was going to
my father in-law’s house to bring back my wife.
JUDGE: Case dismissed