Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Bablu: 13th October
Bablu :Oye ullu ke pathe___ EVERY YEAR
Manager asked Bablu at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Bablu
One tourist from U.S.A. asked Bablu :
Any great man born in this village???
Bablu : no sir, only small Babies!!!
Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Bablu writes, “Gandhi was a great man, but I don’t know who is Jayanthi.
Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
Bablu : its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
Bablu : My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Bablu : Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Bablu : I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Bablu : I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Bablu : Wow!!! That’s an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
Bablu in airplane going 2 Bombay ..
While its landing he shouted: ” Bombay .. Bombay “
Air hostess said: “B silent.”
Bablu : “Ok.. Ombay. Ombay”
Teacher: “What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?”
Bablu : “All are born on government holidays…!!!
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple
Bablu : Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE