What is GENERATION GAP
Father used to walk 20 mins to save Rs 20.
Son spends Rs 20 to save 20 mins.
(Surprisingly both r correct !)
If electricity goes in America they call the power house.
In Japan, they test the fuse,
But In India, they check neighbor’s house, “power gone there too, then ok !”
Sense of Responsibility
A man goes to library n asks for a book on Suicide. Librarian looks at him & says: “hello who will return the book ?”
Grandfather to Grandson:
Go hide! Your teacher is coming as u bunked school today!
Grandson: U go hide I told her you passed away!
Sister to brother:
What r u going to gift grandma on her b’day?
Brother: A football
Sister: But grandma does not play!
Brother: On my B’day she gave me Bhagavat Gita.