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Definitions of Designations

Project Manager:  is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby
in One month.

Developer: is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a
Baby.

Onsite Coordinator: is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine
babies in one month.

Client: is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.

Marketing Manager: is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

Resource Optimization Team: thinks they don’t need a man or woman;they’ll produce a child with zero resources.

Documentation Team: thinks they don’t care whether the child is
delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.

Quality Auditor: is the person who is never happy with a delivered
baby.

Tester: is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.

And the best part

HR Manager: is a person who thinks that… a Donkey can deliver a
Human Baby – if given 9 Months!!!

HR: always deliver the impossible!!!!

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